Dear Diary: Barely had John Kerry informed me about the interim nuclear agreement with Iran when my iPresidentophone burst into a rousing rendition of Hava nagila. "Hello, Bibi," I said, for it was he. "What have you done, schlemiel?" he inquired, "You truly are a pathetic excuse for a leader. You have given away the farm to the Iranians and gotten nothing in return. Is this another dumb version of ObamaCare: "If you like your country you can keep your country? As a result, we are going to have to strike Iran sooner rather than later. Can you hear that screamlng in the background? That's our bombers warming up for a practice raid, already. You and your John Kerry are incompetent putzs." He said all that without drawing a single breath. Oy vey! was Bibi annoyed. But enough about me.
