Dear Diary: A masterstroke by yours truly, if I say so myself, and I do. On the anniversary of Bin Laden's death, I will be the center of attention being interviewed by Brian Williams of NBC -- here's the masterstroke -- in the White House situation room. Blogger Keith Koffler at his White House Dossier, is outraged by the breach of security and sarcastically suggests a tour of the nuclear codes as a sequel. Yes! Maybe slow jam them with Jay-Z: " I da prez: 5r-47-89-2. Vladimir Putin, we gonna nuke all of you..."
The whole event was aranged to remind people of the narrative of my gutsy and inspired approval of the raid on Bin Laden. Of course, the Republicans say it was all planned and run by Admiral McRaven and all I did was nod approval. But my trusty lapdogs at NBC will expunge him and quote McRaven never more. Time for bed, for Boo-boo my blankey, and all's right with the world. Um-num-num-um, Barry love Boo-boo.
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