9/12/11

Obama casts spell to raise economy from death

Barack  Obama used powerful magic today to  convince media that he has brought the economy back from  the dead. He cast a  spell over reporters in the Rose Garden by waving  over them the pages of  an alleged "American Jobs Act," a stack of paper held together by a single bulldog clip [see above]. It was unclear if the pages inside were blank.  While it is obvious  from the screenshot that VP Joe Biden was immediately  hypnotized, it is not yet clear if  the  magic worked on all the others present.