2/11/16

Sanders crushes Clinton


1/29/16

The flying Diary of Donald J.Trump

Dictated aboard my  Boeing 757: My threatened boycott of the Iowa debate was a masterstroke, more effective than even I had dreamed  it would be.  Now all eyes are on me, me, me. and even the unions are reportey fearful that I will draw some of their membership into my hungry maw.  The Granite state has crowned me king of the GOP
Let trumpets sound! I am White House bound!

1/26/16

Nanny Bloomberg 'has billion-dollar war chest'

The multi-billionaire  is reportedly ready to spend  $1 billion on  a presidential bid.  [More]

1/22/16

Stars protest lack of black Dungie nominees

The Academy of Dung Beetles has resolved to diversify its membership  immediately, in the wake of protests over the all-white list of nominees for the 1915  Dung Beetle Awards.  "The fact is, there are only so may slots and very few white dung beetles," said Academy spokesbeetle, Scarab Roller.

1/19/16

Clinton Chronicles: Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble

Yikes!  I am reminded of my role as Third Witch in my  high-school's production of Macbeth. As if Bernie Sanders weren't trouble enough...Something wicked this way comes: Sarah Palin is now endorsing Trump.

Barack Obama's Diary: OK mate, you can have a few bloody minutes of my time

I have a meeting this morning with Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull and I have been practising my Australian folk ballads, to ensure he feels relaxed and at home, the bloody savage.
"Waltzing Esmeralda, Waltzing Esmeralda.... Won't you come a Waltzing Esmeralda with me...?"  I warbled.
Turnbull was unimpressed. So  at the photo-op, I gave him the "loyal ally, with a small population which punches above its weight" routine which always goes down  well with home audiences, or so my ambassadors tell me. By now Turnbull had exhausted my patience, so I dismissed him curtly from the Oval Office: " OK. you can hop off now, bloody Ozzie."


































1/18/16

The Clinton Chronicles: A Third Degree Bern

Note to self: We gotta get some dirt on Bernie Sanders, As Bill  has often said: " You can't fight dirty if you don't get some dirt to throw."

1/11/16

Barack Obama's Diary: The wonderful State of Me

It's State of the Union time again, when I am liberated to speak about all things Me, Mine, to trumpet My extraordinary, history-making achievements, about how I have spread peace and goodwill across the Earth, leaving only a few coins as a gratuity.  And then, of course, those pesky Iranians had to steal My thunder by impounding two small navy boats just as I was gearing up for My moment  in the global spotlight.

1/10/16

Ms. Jarrett's Journal

An insider's view of Barack Obama's abominable administration as it struggles to keep the nation's head above water:
I was delighted to find Barry's stash of shatter in his desk on Air Force One: Dr S.H. Rink is skilled at  adjusting Barry's excessive self-medication--- but we are all better off when Barry has no access to his daily dope of choice.

1/3/16

These are the voyages of Airforce One

 Captain's Log 1/4/016---- Our Mission : To boldly go where Nobama has gone before.... No sooner had we collected Valerie Jarrett from Oahu, than she led the cabin crew in a painstaking hunt for any traces of shatter - a brittle marijuana-based membrane which is the passenger-in-chief's new drug of choice.

Blue bliss